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This section
deals with
the
contributing
article that
comes to us
from within
the boundary
of our
nation. If
you have an
interesting
article you
can mail us
for a
review, if
found
sensible and
wise we
shall
publish it.
Any digital
materials in this section may not be
replicated in any form without the
written permission of Pokharacity.com. |
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GENERAL SMS |
LOVE
QUOTES SMS |
ADULT SMS |
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Sign post outside our collage-
"DRIVE CAREFULLY! DONT kill the STUDENTS,
Wait for the LECTURERS!". |
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A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,
"send me a brother".
santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother". |
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Love Quotes SMS |
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Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy? |
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Life gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you want.
It says no and gives you something better.
It says wait and gives you the best. |
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Adult SMS |
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During a sexual session
the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"
Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No, when u get in to the
tunnel u loose da network" |
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AGE OF BOOBS:
14 to 16 LEMON,
17 to 22 ORANGE,
23 to 28 MANGO,
29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,
41 to 60 USED PILLOW,
Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON. |
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